{
  "script": [
    {
      "text": "Trying to decide which LLM wrapper is superior is like picking a random flavor of cosmic sludge, Morty.",
      "character": "Rick Sanchez"
    },
    {
      "text": "W-wait, Rick, so... you're saying we can't just look up a performance chart or something?",
      "character": "Morty Smith"
    },
    {
      "text": "Yeah, because the source material is just a vague query, not a damn comparative data set, you moron.",
      "character": "Rick Sanchez"
    },
    {
      "text": "Oh geez, so there aren't even established benchmarks for these things? That's... that's useless.",
      "character": "Morty Smith"
    },
    {
      "text": "Precisely; without external testing, claiming superiority is just educated bullshit, and I hate bullshit.",
      "character": "Rick Sanchez"
    },
    {
      "text": "So, we need someone to actually run trials to even know if one is better than the other?",
      "character": "Morty Smith"
    },
    {
      "text": "We need documented operational metrics, like throughput on the GPT-4o architecture, to form a real judgment.",
      "character": "Rick Sanchez"
    },
    {
      "text": "Aw man, so all this is just speculation until some lab coat freak types up the final numbers?",
      "character": "Morty Smith"
    },
    {
      "text": "Pretty much. You want a definitive answer? Go find a damn datasheet, Morty.",
      "character": "Rick Sanchez"
    },
    {
      "text": "I-I don't get it. Even if we run tests, what if the underlying model itself changes next week?",
      "character": "Morty Smith"
    },
    {
      "text": "Then you'll use the obsolete data, you idiot. That's the cosmic catch, pal.",
      "character": "Rick Sanchez"
    },
    {
      "text": "That's... that's messed up. So we're just stuck waiting for something that probably won't be stable.",
      "character": "Morty Smith"
    }
  ]
}