{
  "script": [
    {
      "text": "Settling which LLM is actually the funniest is a massive waste of processing power, Morty, because humor ain't a verifiable data set.",
      "character": "Rick Sanchez",
      "characterAvatar": "characters/rick/rick.png",
      "artifact": "artifacts/square.png"
    },
    {
      "text": "W-wait, so there's no like, actual test for 'funniest' or something, Rick?",
      "character": "Morty Smith",
      "characterAvatar": "characters/morty/morty.png",
      "artifact": "artifacts/square.png"
    },
    {
      "text": "No objective data point compares Grok's humor. It's pure, subjective shit logic.",
      "character": "Rick Sanchez",
      "characterAvatar": "characters/rick/rick.png",
      "artifact": "artifacts/square.png"
    },
    {
      "text": "B-but if there's no data, how do we even know which one is supposed to be the funniest thing?",
      "character": "Morty Smith",
      "characterAvatar": "characters/morty/morty.png",
      "artifact": "artifacts/square.png"
    },
    {
      "text": "You think somebody designed a meter for 'funny' that works, Morty? That's like measuring existential dread in liters.",
      "character": "Rick Sanchez",
      "characterAvatar": "characters/rick/rick.png",
      "artifact": "artifacts/square.png"
    },
    {
      "text": "Oh geez, I-I just think there has to be a winner, someone has to score higher on the comedy scale.",
      "character": "Morty Smith",
      "characterAvatar": "characters/morty/morty.png",
      "artifact": "artifacts/square.png"
    },
    {
      "text": "It's just a question, Morty. Not a dataset you can prove against.",
      "character": "Rick Sanchez",
      "characterAvatar": "characters/rick/rick.png",
      "artifact": "artifacts/square.png"
    },
    {
      "text": "S-so even if Grok sounds funny, we can't really prove it's the best, right?",
      "character": "Morty Smith",
      "characterAvatar": "characters/morty/morty.png",
      "artifact": "artifacts/square.png"
    },
    {
      "text": "Precisely. It's noise. Asking that question proves humanity wastes time on crap metrics.",
      "character": "Rick Sanchez",
      "characterAvatar": "characters/rick/rick.png",
      "artifact": "artifacts/square.png"
    },
    {
      "text": "Aw man, that's... that's messed up. So we're just stuck guessing forever?",
      "character": "Morty Smith",
      "characterAvatar": "characters/morty/morty.png",
      "artifact": "artifacts/square.png"
    }
  ]
}