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  "script": [
    {
      "text": "Anthropic slapped an arbitrary sprint timer on my compute budget, Morty. I thought 'Spring' meant growth, not digital castration.",
      "character": "Rick Sanchez",
      "characterAvatar": "characters/rick/rick.png",
      "artifact": "artifacts/square.png"
    },
    {
      "text": "W-wait, what do you mean about a sprint timer? Are they just making the free plan suckier now?",
      "character": "Morty Smith",
      "characterAvatar": "characters/morty/morty.png",
      "artifact": "artifacts/square.png"
    },
    {
      "text": "They capped Free, Pro, and Max Claude Code tiers at five hours\u2014peak mornings are now a hard chokehold.",
      "character": "Rick Sanchez",
      "characterAvatar": "characters/rick/rick.png",
      "artifact": "artifacts/square.png"
    },
    {
      "text": "Five to eleven? That's like when you actually need the AI to debug something important before the office opens!",
      "character": "Morty Smith",
      "characterAvatar": "characters/morty/morty.png",
      "artifact": "artifacts/square.png"
    },
    {
      "text": "The $200/month plan used to grant up to $5,000 compute, a twenty-five times subsidy they're now retracting.",
      "character": "Rick Sanchez",
      "characterAvatar": "characters/rick/rick.png",
      "artifact": "artifacts/square.png"
    },
    {
      "text": "So, the 'free code' was just bait? Now they're throttling access to squeeze more cash?",
      "character": "Morty Smith",
      "characterAvatar": "characters/morty/morty.png",
      "artifact": "artifacts/square.png"
    },
    {
      "text": "Analysts confirm: seven percent of Pro users will breach these new limits faster than predicted.",
      "character": "Rick Sanchez",
      "characterAvatar": "characters/rick/rick.png",
      "artifact": "artifacts/square.png"
    },
    {
      "text": "So, not just me, but like, seven percent of everyone? It\u2019s going to be a massive bottleneck for actual work, man.",
      "character": "Morty Smith",
      "characterAvatar": "characters/morty/morty.png",
      "artifact": "artifacts/square.png"
    },
    {
      "text": "Their 'spring break' usage doubling was a predictable, temporary software sweetener.",
      "character": "Rick Sanchez",
      "characterAvatar": "characters/rick/rick.png",
      "artifact": "artifacts/square.png"
    },
    {
      "text": "Doubled usage? That sounds nice until they realize the GPUs are actually being hammered by everyone trying to finish before 11 AM.",
      "character": "Morty Smith",
      "characterAvatar": "characters/morty/morty.png",
      "artifact": "artifacts/square.png"
    },
    {
      "text": "They're balancing resources against demand; you pay more for less compute time, Morty.",
      "character": "Rick Sanchez",
      "characterAvatar": "characters/rick/rick.png",
      "artifact": "artifacts/square.png"
    },
    {
      "text": "So, the 'generous AI partner' is really just a corporate utility meter they decide to tighten seasonally, huh?",
      "character": "Morty Smith",
      "characterAvatar": "characters/morty/morty.png",
      "artifact": "artifacts/square.png"
    }
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}